Swine Flu Blues

Copyright © 2009 Vi Wickam

Music by Vi Wickam

Lyrics by Vi Wickam and Lani Nielsen

I’ve got the Swine Flu Blues,

Oh, it’s bad news.

I’ve got the Swine Flu Blues,

Now you’ve got it too.

I’m coughin’ and I’m sneezin’ and I’m blowin’ my nose.

It keeps runnin’ like a garden hose.

They told us when it happens that we’re all gonna die,

But that turned out to be a big fat lie.

I’ve got the Swine Flu Blues,

The rumor is true.

I’ve got the Swine Flu Blues.

Now I take Tamiflu.

I’m drinkin’ lots of fluids and I’m washin’ my hands.

I’m takin’ antivirals all the popular brands.

I’m feelin’ kinda sickly, but I prob’ly won’t die.

Swine Flu’s better than a poke in the eye.

I’ve got the Swine Flu Blues …